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Once again, I will now give a rundown of some recent DVD releases. It's been somewhat of a rough 2011 campaign for films, but I have my fingers crossed for a good finish. Here's a little grading scale to consider...
See in theaters and/or buy your own copy and/or rent without hesitation, because i said so
A+ = Perfection
A = Amazing
A- = Terrific
B+ = Very good
B = Good stuff, but not great
Rent, then mock me for recommending, and then apologizing for taking it too far
B- = Worth seeing
C+ = Decent
C = Nice effort, but can't quite recommend
Stay away, unless you like bad movies with nothing more to offer than one or two half-witted fart jokes or a side-boob. Your call
C- = Watchable to a degree
D+ = Stay away, maybe a few memorable scenes
Find a copy, then set ablaze for your amusement, then go to jail for arson
D = Very, very bad
D- = Amazingly horrible
F = An abomination
American: The Bill Hicks Story: Bill Hicks is considered one of the funniest and edgiest comedians ever. I don't agree with that assessment, but I will admit he could often be mildly funny. He sure talked about religion, politics and weed a lot. It's funny how atheists seem to be obsessed with religion. And sorry, but politics are quite boring to discuss. Hicks is dead now, which is sad, but that doesn't make this documentary worth renting. This film is definitely only for true Hicks fans. (C)
Barney's Version: Paul Giamatti (Cold Souls, Sideways) is one of my favorite actors, and he certainly proves my point with his terrific performance as the swindling and conniving Barney. Yes, there are some flaws and this film does have some lulls, but it's worth the trip. Especially for those of you who like quirky, dark comedies with a real mean streak. (B)
Cedar Rapids: Easily one of the funniest films of 2011. John C. Reilly's (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Step Brothers) performance is a can't miss. This is my kind of film, and it's my kind of humor. Ed Helms' (The Hangover, The Hangover Part II) role here definitely mimics Andy Bernard from "The Office," but with a sweeter side and less douchy. This film is definitely worth checking out, especially if you liked Juno, Cyrus, Little Miss Sunshine, Sideways and The Darjeeling Limited. (B+)
Hall Pass: I should have never doubted the Farrelly (There's Something About Mary, The Heartbreak Kid) brothers. While this obviously is no Dumb and Dumber, it's quite funny (even if it may be sporadic). Jason Sudeikis (Horrible Bosses, Going the Distance) is his usual funny self and Owen Wilson (Zoolander, Starsky & Hutch) is adequate, although he's slowly losing his comedic touch. Yes this film is hit and miss, but most comedies are. There are a lot of misses, but the ones that hit will have you on the verge of tears. A fantastic final line and a hilarious deleted scene (which you CAN NOT miss; it takes place during the credits) will leave you satisfied. (B-)
Happythankyoumoreplease: There's absolutely nothing special about this eccentric little romantic comedy. While there are some fun and slightly moving scenes, there are a few characters you wish you could strangle. Josh Radnor ("How I Met Your Mother") could have a decent career ahead of him as a screenwriter and a director though. Zoe Kazan (Revolutionary Road, The Exploding Girl) and Kate Mara (127 Hours, Shooter) breathe some much needed life into the film. (C)
Hobo with a Shotgun: This film is a bloody mess, both literally and figuratively. There are some hilarious gross-out moments that keep this film from being an atrocity, but it doesn't save it from mediocrity. Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind) is spot on as a hobo who kills people; sometimes with a shotgun. The acting from the supporting cast is nothing special (to put it lightly) and while the story is somewhat fresh, the film-making isn't. (C)
Lebanon, Pa.: This is a textbook run-of-the-mill drama. It's like Juno without the humor and more aborted fetuses. You have to give credit where credit is due, this film doesn't shy away from controversy and that's honorable. But the cast just isn't very likable and there are zero memorable scenes. These people are just so selfish and unlikable. I'm bored just talking about it, skip it. (C-)
Monogamy: I actually enjoyed this film, even though it's a pretty basic love gone wrong story. There are some rather intense moments thanks to Dana Adam Shapiro's beautiful direction. This film certainly isn't for everyone, but I enjoy depressing dramas with a dark sense of humor because they're realistic. I love realistic fiction, because "true stories" are overrated. This film has a documentary feel to it and it works here. (B-)
Peep World: The film features a solid ensemble cast (including Michael C. Hall and Rainn Wilson), but it's all wasted on an uninteresting story and an awful script. The film finally becomes somewhat watchable near the end, but by that time you've lost all interest (and the film is almost over). Despite bad reviews I gave this film a shot; don't make the same mistake! (D+)
Rubber: This film is absolutely, unbelievably ludicrous, but it's supposed to be. However, I found it to be pointless, half-witted and surprisingly uninteresting. While I understand that a movie that stars a killer tire sounds hilarious, don't be fooled. This film never had a chance from the beginning, which should come as no surprise. Killer tires...ooohh scary!! (C-)
Sanctum: Holy hell this film sucks. It's full of plot-holes, terrible dialogue and selfish, ignorant characters. Right from the get go you can tell this film is going to be a laughable effort, and half way through you just want these people to die horrible, painful deaths. Some bad films at least make you laugh from time to time, but this film just makes you want to go Texas Chainsaw on someone's ass. (D)
Sucker Punch: I unfortunately over-hyped this film to the millionth degree, but I still enjoyed it. It's easy on the eyes thanks to the glorious special effects and the beautiful young damsels in distress. While this film is certainly disappointing, it's also stylish and entertaining. It runs at a comfortable pace and ends with a good sequence of scenes. I think it's worth a DVD rental, but don't expect to be wowed. (C+)
Super: With Kick-Ass and Defendor both hitting theaters last year, this film had big shoes to fill. Kick-Ass is a much superior film and was one of the 20 best of 2010. Defendor is a satisfying film with a wonderful performance from Woody Harrelson (Kingpin, Zombieland). This "superhero" film stars Rainn Wilson ("The Office"), and he's mildly funny here. The main problem with this film is a lack-luster script. If you're going to go over-the-edge time after time, then go balls deep. Well they didn't. It's way too inconsistent and not funny enough to earn a better grade. (C+)
The Adjustment Bureau: This film is somewhat disappointing, but it features two wonderful performances from Matt Damon (The Bourne Ultimatum, Green Zone) and Emily Blunt (Sunshine Cleaning, The Devil Wears Prada). It's based on a Philip K. Dick short story ("The Adjustment Team"), and it's no secret that he's my favorite science fiction author. His stories are often adapted into above average films including: Blade Runner, Total Recall, Minority Report and A Scanner Darkly. Paycheck and Next were butchered, but this film lands somewhere in the middle; nothing special but worth seeing. (B-)
Trust: This surprisingly effective drama features one of the better performances of 2011, thanks to Clive Owen (Children of Men, Sin City). He's one of the top British actors working today, and the majority of his films are must-sees. If you haven't heard, the film is about an online sexual predator who rapes a young girl (first-timer Liano Liberato). This is serious stuff that isn't too uncomfortable for our viewing pleasure. It does get a little sappy near the climax of the film, but it leaves us with a sense of unease. Considering the subject matter, that seems about right. (B-)
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives: A for effort, F for entertainment. This is a trippy, confusing and interesting Thai film that won't satisfy many people. However, you have to give credit where credit is due; this film is unusual and unlike anything I've ever seen. It deals with Buddhism, out-of-body experiences, ghosts, monkey men and human/catfish sex. Sound interesting? Of course, but it really isn't. It gets a C just for originality and effort, but I can't recommend it. (C)
Unknown: If you think this film looks and feels a lot like Taken and The Bourne Identity, it's because it is. But it's still an above average action flick thanks to Liam Neeson's (Taken, Batman Begins) star power. There are one too many plot twists, but they work for the most part. There's nothing new to admire here, but this is a brain-teasing thriller we can all enjoy. (C+)
We Are What We Are: I had high expectations for this Spanish horror/thriller thanks to good reviews, a solid cast and an intriguing trailer. Sorry to say, but this film is letdown. I expected blood (and lots of it) and some hardcore violence, but we only get a taste. Other than a solid final act, this film never finds its stride. Huge disappointment, skip it. (C-)
Hall Pass
Sucker Punch
See in theaters and/or buy your own copy and/or rent without hesitation, because i said so
A+ = Perfection
A = Amazing
A- = Terrific
B+ = Very good
B = Good stuff, but not great
Rent, then mock me for recommending, and then apologizing for taking it too far
B- = Worth seeing
C+ = Decent
C = Nice effort, but can't quite recommend
Stay away, unless you like bad movies with nothing more to offer than one or two half-witted fart jokes or a side-boob. Your call
C- = Watchable to a degree
D+ = Stay away, maybe a few memorable scenes
Find a copy, then set ablaze for your amusement, then go to jail for arson
D = Very, very bad
D- = Amazingly horrible
F = An abomination
American: The Bill Hicks Story: Bill Hicks is considered one of the funniest and edgiest comedians ever. I don't agree with that assessment, but I will admit he could often be mildly funny. He sure talked about religion, politics and weed a lot. It's funny how atheists seem to be obsessed with religion. And sorry, but politics are quite boring to discuss. Hicks is dead now, which is sad, but that doesn't make this documentary worth renting. This film is definitely only for true Hicks fans. (C)
Barney's Version: Paul Giamatti (Cold Souls, Sideways) is one of my favorite actors, and he certainly proves my point with his terrific performance as the swindling and conniving Barney. Yes, there are some flaws and this film does have some lulls, but it's worth the trip. Especially for those of you who like quirky, dark comedies with a real mean streak. (B)
Cedar Rapids: Easily one of the funniest films of 2011. John C. Reilly's (Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story, Step Brothers) performance is a can't miss. This is my kind of film, and it's my kind of humor. Ed Helms' (The Hangover, The Hangover Part II) role here definitely mimics Andy Bernard from "The Office," but with a sweeter side and less douchy. This film is definitely worth checking out, especially if you liked Juno, Cyrus, Little Miss Sunshine, Sideways and The Darjeeling Limited. (B+)
Hall Pass: I should have never doubted the Farrelly (There's Something About Mary, The Heartbreak Kid) brothers. While this obviously is no Dumb and Dumber, it's quite funny (even if it may be sporadic). Jason Sudeikis (Horrible Bosses, Going the Distance) is his usual funny self and Owen Wilson (Zoolander, Starsky & Hutch) is adequate, although he's slowly losing his comedic touch. Yes this film is hit and miss, but most comedies are. There are a lot of misses, but the ones that hit will have you on the verge of tears. A fantastic final line and a hilarious deleted scene (which you CAN NOT miss; it takes place during the credits) will leave you satisfied. (B-)
Happythankyoumoreplease: There's absolutely nothing special about this eccentric little romantic comedy. While there are some fun and slightly moving scenes, there are a few characters you wish you could strangle. Josh Radnor ("How I Met Your Mother") could have a decent career ahead of him as a screenwriter and a director though. Zoe Kazan (Revolutionary Road, The Exploding Girl) and Kate Mara (127 Hours, Shooter) breathe some much needed life into the film. (C)
Hobo with a Shotgun: This film is a bloody mess, both literally and figuratively. There are some hilarious gross-out moments that keep this film from being an atrocity, but it doesn't save it from mediocrity. Rutger Hauer (Blade Runner, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind) is spot on as a hobo who kills people; sometimes with a shotgun. The acting from the supporting cast is nothing special (to put it lightly) and while the story is somewhat fresh, the film-making isn't. (C)
Lebanon, Pa.: This is a textbook run-of-the-mill drama. It's like Juno without the humor and more aborted fetuses. You have to give credit where credit is due, this film doesn't shy away from controversy and that's honorable. But the cast just isn't very likable and there are zero memorable scenes. These people are just so selfish and unlikable. I'm bored just talking about it, skip it. (C-)
Monogamy: I actually enjoyed this film, even though it's a pretty basic love gone wrong story. There are some rather intense moments thanks to Dana Adam Shapiro's beautiful direction. This film certainly isn't for everyone, but I enjoy depressing dramas with a dark sense of humor because they're realistic. I love realistic fiction, because "true stories" are overrated. This film has a documentary feel to it and it works here. (B-)
Peep World: The film features a solid ensemble cast (including Michael C. Hall and Rainn Wilson), but it's all wasted on an uninteresting story and an awful script. The film finally becomes somewhat watchable near the end, but by that time you've lost all interest (and the film is almost over). Despite bad reviews I gave this film a shot; don't make the same mistake! (D+)
Rubber: This film is absolutely, unbelievably ludicrous, but it's supposed to be. However, I found it to be pointless, half-witted and surprisingly uninteresting. While I understand that a movie that stars a killer tire sounds hilarious, don't be fooled. This film never had a chance from the beginning, which should come as no surprise. Killer tires...ooohh scary!! (C-)
Sanctum: Holy hell this film sucks. It's full of plot-holes, terrible dialogue and selfish, ignorant characters. Right from the get go you can tell this film is going to be a laughable effort, and half way through you just want these people to die horrible, painful deaths. Some bad films at least make you laugh from time to time, but this film just makes you want to go Texas Chainsaw on someone's ass. (D)
Sucker Punch: I unfortunately over-hyped this film to the millionth degree, but I still enjoyed it. It's easy on the eyes thanks to the glorious special effects and the beautiful young damsels in distress. While this film is certainly disappointing, it's also stylish and entertaining. It runs at a comfortable pace and ends with a good sequence of scenes. I think it's worth a DVD rental, but don't expect to be wowed. (C+)
Super: With Kick-Ass and Defendor both hitting theaters last year, this film had big shoes to fill. Kick-Ass is a much superior film and was one of the 20 best of 2010. Defendor is a satisfying film with a wonderful performance from Woody Harrelson (Kingpin, Zombieland). This "superhero" film stars Rainn Wilson ("The Office"), and he's mildly funny here. The main problem with this film is a lack-luster script. If you're going to go over-the-edge time after time, then go balls deep. Well they didn't. It's way too inconsistent and not funny enough to earn a better grade. (C+)
The Adjustment Bureau: This film is somewhat disappointing, but it features two wonderful performances from Matt Damon (The Bourne Ultimatum, Green Zone) and Emily Blunt (Sunshine Cleaning, The Devil Wears Prada). It's based on a Philip K. Dick short story ("The Adjustment Team"), and it's no secret that he's my favorite science fiction author. His stories are often adapted into above average films including: Blade Runner, Total Recall, Minority Report and A Scanner Darkly. Paycheck and Next were butchered, but this film lands somewhere in the middle; nothing special but worth seeing. (B-)
Trust: This surprisingly effective drama features one of the better performances of 2011, thanks to Clive Owen (Children of Men, Sin City). He's one of the top British actors working today, and the majority of his films are must-sees. If you haven't heard, the film is about an online sexual predator who rapes a young girl (first-timer Liano Liberato). This is serious stuff that isn't too uncomfortable for our viewing pleasure. It does get a little sappy near the climax of the film, but it leaves us with a sense of unease. Considering the subject matter, that seems about right. (B-)
Uncle Boonmee Who Can Recall His Past Lives: A for effort, F for entertainment. This is a trippy, confusing and interesting Thai film that won't satisfy many people. However, you have to give credit where credit is due; this film is unusual and unlike anything I've ever seen. It deals with Buddhism, out-of-body experiences, ghosts, monkey men and human/catfish sex. Sound interesting? Of course, but it really isn't. It gets a C just for originality and effort, but I can't recommend it. (C)
Unknown: If you think this film looks and feels a lot like Taken and The Bourne Identity, it's because it is. But it's still an above average action flick thanks to Liam Neeson's (Taken, Batman Begins) star power. There are one too many plot twists, but they work for the most part. There's nothing new to admire here, but this is a brain-teasing thriller we can all enjoy. (C+)
We Are What We Are: I had high expectations for this Spanish horror/thriller thanks to good reviews, a solid cast and an intriguing trailer. Sorry to say, but this film is letdown. I expected blood (and lots of it) and some hardcore violence, but we only get a taste. Other than a solid final act, this film never finds its stride. Huge disappointment, skip it. (C-)
Hall Pass
Sucker Punch
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