The Ten Worst Films of 2010
I made sure to not watch as many bad movies this year. I was successful, I think. There's a big difference between "bad" movies that are kind of funny and the "horrible" films that make you want to die. A few of these films have one or two good scenes, but the rest is yuck. Let's start it off!
10. Unthinkable
Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea) plays the same old brain-dead character that yells the entire film. The special effects are laughable and the dialogue isn't believable. It's a shame because Michael Sheen (Frost/Nixon, The Damned United) actually gives a decent performance.
9. Clash of the Titans
Brutally disappointing remake. Everything about this film makes me angry. A sequel is in the works and the director says it's going to be much better...doubtful.
8. Jonah Hex
Some graphic comics just simply don't need to be made into motion pictures. This is one of those comics. Megan Fox (Transformers, Jennifer's Body) is terrible and the whole cast is off their game.
7. 44 Inch Chest
A stellar cast and an interesting opening sequence wasn't enough to keep this one of the list. A group of dudes just sit and talk in one room for the entire film. Sounds entertaining doesn't it?
6. Cop Out
I've never liked Tracy Morgan (Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock) and Bruce Willis is only funny in doses. Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) screwed this one up, bad.
5. From Paris with Love
The editor of the film obviously missed some things. A few of the scenes are pointless and don't really add up. Why does Travolta's character do half the things he does? Ugh, he's a terrible actor.
4. Peacock
My, oh my, does this film suck the big one. Cillian Murphy (28 Days Later, Sunshine) plays a tranny. The end.
3. Saint John of Las Vegas
This retarded brain-fart should've never been conceived. Steve Buscemi (Fargo, The Big Lebowski) isn't funny anymore it would appear.
2. Alice in Wonderland
I HATED this film. If I wanted to take 'shrooms and stare at a bunch of flowers and creatures while they blabber at each other, I would.
1. Legion
There's no doubt about this one. My goodness, does this film blow. The worst acting ever, combined with the dumbest plot ever, the stupidest plot twists and the crappiest fight scenes makes one great film!
10. Unthinkable
Samuel L. Jackson (Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea) plays the same old brain-dead character that yells the entire film. The special effects are laughable and the dialogue isn't believable. It's a shame because Michael Sheen (Frost/Nixon, The Damned United) actually gives a decent performance.
9. Clash of the Titans
Brutally disappointing remake. Everything about this film makes me angry. A sequel is in the works and the director says it's going to be much better...doubtful.
8. Jonah Hex
Some graphic comics just simply don't need to be made into motion pictures. This is one of those comics. Megan Fox (Transformers, Jennifer's Body) is terrible and the whole cast is off their game.
7. 44 Inch Chest
A stellar cast and an interesting opening sequence wasn't enough to keep this one of the list. A group of dudes just sit and talk in one room for the entire film. Sounds entertaining doesn't it?
6. Cop Out
I've never liked Tracy Morgan (Saturday Night Live, 30 Rock) and Bruce Willis is only funny in doses. Kevin Smith (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back) screwed this one up, bad.
5. From Paris with Love
The editor of the film obviously missed some things. A few of the scenes are pointless and don't really add up. Why does Travolta's character do half the things he does? Ugh, he's a terrible actor.
4. Peacock
My, oh my, does this film suck the big one. Cillian Murphy (28 Days Later, Sunshine) plays a tranny. The end.
3. Saint John of Las Vegas
This retarded brain-fart should've never been conceived. Steve Buscemi (Fargo, The Big Lebowski) isn't funny anymore it would appear.
2. Alice in Wonderland
I HATED this film. If I wanted to take 'shrooms and stare at a bunch of flowers and creatures while they blabber at each other, I would.
1. Legion
There's no doubt about this one. My goodness, does this film blow. The worst acting ever, combined with the dumbest plot ever, the stupidest plot twists and the crappiest fight scenes makes one great film!
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